Disclaimer: People with weak heart or the ones who think I am from this earth, please do not read beyond this line.
Still reading aren't you ... I knew it, it always works. This is what I call reverse psychology.
So I had a dream last night, a weird one at that. Here is how it goes, I am walking around in my house (back in Udaipur) near the main entrance when one corpse with a bald head walks up to me. He must be about 12 years when he died. He starts making some small talk and since I hate any small talk I start beating him up. Of course as expected nothing happens, so pick up a stick and hit him hard on his head. The next thing I know is his head comes off (No blood, I don't see gory stuff in my dreams I am sane guy). The corpse doesn't seem to get the idea and continues making small talk. I get even more angry and start hitting him harder, of course not to bleed him (No gory stuff, remember!!). After a while I give up and get involved in a conversation with him. I pick the head up in my hand we continue talking as I walk. I ask him so how did you die and what are you doing here. It turns out, I had thrown some vague party some time and there was a jaggery dish in it. That jaggery was poisoned and that is how he died. I am like, dude I never threw such a party and he is like I am telling you there was such a party. All the while I am calmly walking down the road with a corpse head in my hand. If this was weird, wait till you listen to what happened next. In my dream I realize that I am watching a dream but the feeling is so bloody real that I end up thinking may be in my past life I must have done it and how I should wake up and go google, yes GOOGLE for all the jaggery poison cases in Udaipur. As I am contemplating getting up and turning on my computer and all in my dream, the usual happens, my alarm goes off.
Now that I have been bold enough to put this psycho side of me on my blog, I might as well take your opinion on it. What do you think was the weirdest part,
a) Me talking the corpse head and walking around calmly.
b) Jaggery poisoning
c) Me dreaming of googling jaggery poisoning
d) Me actually putting this up on the blog - which is another way of telling me "you psycho bitch take this off the blog right now or I am calling the docs/cops (whom ever you trust more, I don't like to influence people's belief).
Still reading aren't you ... I knew it, it always works. This is what I call reverse psychology.
So I had a dream last night, a weird one at that. Here is how it goes, I am walking around in my house (back in Udaipur) near the main entrance when one corpse with a bald head walks up to me. He must be about 12 years when he died. He starts making some small talk and since I hate any small talk I start beating him up. Of course as expected nothing happens, so pick up a stick and hit him hard on his head. The next thing I know is his head comes off (No blood, I don't see gory stuff in my dreams I am sane guy). The corpse doesn't seem to get the idea and continues making small talk. I get even more angry and start hitting him harder, of course not to bleed him (No gory stuff, remember!!). After a while I give up and get involved in a conversation with him. I pick the head up in my hand we continue talking as I walk. I ask him so how did you die and what are you doing here. It turns out, I had thrown some vague party some time and there was a jaggery dish in it. That jaggery was poisoned and that is how he died. I am like, dude I never threw such a party and he is like I am telling you there was such a party. All the while I am calmly walking down the road with a corpse head in my hand. If this was weird, wait till you listen to what happened next. In my dream I realize that I am watching a dream but the feeling is so bloody real that I end up thinking may be in my past life I must have done it and how I should wake up and go google, yes GOOGLE for all the jaggery poison cases in Udaipur. As I am contemplating getting up and turning on my computer and all in my dream, the usual happens, my alarm goes off.
Now that I have been bold enough to put this psycho side of me on my blog, I might as well take your opinion on it. What do you think was the weirdest part,
a) Me talking the corpse head and walking around calmly.
b) Jaggery poisoning
c) Me dreaming of googling jaggery poisoning
d) Me actually putting this up on the blog - which is another way of telling me "you psycho bitch take this off the blog right now or I am calling the docs/cops (whom ever you trust more, I don't like to influence people's belief).
1 comment:
take a break man, you've been working too hard!
Actually I have an explanation for this dream ..
You were lying down in a bed in a mental hospital, and the doctor and nurse are looking around hapless, and you start telling them your story..
And then the flashback starts.. and thats the part of the dream that you remember..
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