A more professional Spam

Got this mail today,

Barr.Bernett Stevenson.(Esq.)
For B.Stevenson Chambers & Advocates
Tel : + 44-702-4060982

Good day,

I am Barrister Bernett Stevenson personal Attorney to Ronald Lake and
Joyce Lake who used to work with Frank Howard Allen Realtors. On the
31st of January 2000, my client and his wife were involved in a Plane
Crash (Alaska Airlines Flight 261) all passengers unfortunately lost their
lives, since then I have made several enquiries to locate any of my
client’s extended relatives but this proved unsuccessful.

You can read more about there death on this website below:

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/US/02/01/alaska.airlines.list/

After all these several unsuccessful attempts, since it's not
compulsory that the next-of-kin must be a blood relation to the deceased, hence
I contacted you because you are from the same country with my late
client, Be informed that a next-of-kin can be anybody, friends or
organization.

Presently, the Bank where the deceased (my client) had a Deposit valued
at US$21, 437, 000.00 Million issued me a notice to provide the
next-of-kin to my client to receive its benefit or have the account
confiscated, so I have contacted you to assist me in repatriating this benefit
left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared
unserviceable by the Bank.

To this effect, I now seek your consent to present you to the Bank as
the next of kin of the deceased (my Client) so that the proceeds of this
Deposit valued at US$21, 437, 000.00 Million can be paid to you and
then you and I can share the money; 50% to me and 40% to you, while 10%
should be given to any Orphanage Home.

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement
that will protect you from any breach of the law. Please get in touch
with me viaE-mail:bernett002@yahoo.co.uk with the below details
immediately you acknowledge the good receipt of this message.

Full Name:
Full Address:
Telephone Number:
Fax Number:
Mobile Number:
Private Email:
Age:
Occupation:
Country of Origin:
Sex:
Marital Status:

Your prompt response is highly imperative.

Yours sincerely,

Bar. Bernett Stevenson (Esq.)

Any takers???